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random postings from the even more random wanderings of an internet sage & vagabond...

RT @SexCigarsBooze: Every phone should have this feature. http://t.co/B6w0NKVL

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I feel like i’m in a seinfeld ep. I’m sweating while my dad is shivering, huddled under a blanket wearing three layers #sheesh

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…might leave this room like it is and call it a sculpture garden

…might leave this room like it is and call it a sculpture garden

oy vey! …actually kinda looks my last apartment, just in maryland

oy vey! …actually kinda looks my last apartment, just in maryland

in unpacking news: the big bag o’ lube has been uncovered, proper breaking in of the new space can commence ;) :D

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some days…

some days…

dad wanted some 40’s/50’s music so I go on iheartradio & choose an oldies station from st louis. so far, billy joel and bruce. WTH!!!!

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“beer, other drinks may get me drunk, but only you intoxicate me” | great line!!! @cougartown

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whomever banned txting @ stoplights in MD obviously never had to sit at one in the county …I could shear a sheep safely at one of these

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pro tip: the secret to a perfect wine spritzer is the gin ;) #truestory #protip

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…and pasta w/Alfredo sauce it is

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raise your hand if what u decide to make for dinner is highly influenced by which pots/pans are already clean…

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digital signage fail! …didn’t realize American megatrends was still in business

digital signage fail! …didn’t realize American megatrends was still in business

neighbor is outside cutting his super way high lawn by swinging a machete. ahhh, the old fashioned ways…

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times like these at the bar I can’t help but think of the big bang theory… ‘oh great, another @wilwheaton sausage party’

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