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random postings from the even more random wanderings of an internet sage & vagabond...

needed: paper crumpler. duties include: sitting on a chair with a cocktail whilst crumpling paper into balls. apply on the ledo deck

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a young girl at the bar just pointed out I have white nose hairs …is there a brazillian for the nose

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wow, 7-10 days *after* my requested forward date, and to think I paid money for this expedited service….?!?!?!

wow, 7-10 days *after* my requested forward date, and to think I paid money for this expedited service….?!?!?!

many feel that gov christie has failed at job creation but at least he’s keeping circus tent manufacturers busy supplying him suits

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me to my junk guy, in a kindergarten cop tone: “I’m not a hoarder” …gotta get a plug posted for him later, a miracle worker that man is

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ya know, I was thinking doody plaza

ya know, I was thinking doody plaza

while at the moment I feel pleasantly pickled, I’m declaring overwhelmed for the next two weeks, …with periods of anxious & shocked

while at the moment I feel pleasantly pickled, I’m declaring overwhelmed for the next two weeks, …with periods of anxious & shocked

the new digs 2

the new digs 2

the new digs 1

the new digs 1

holy cow!!! we’re townhome owners …moving later this month

holy cow!!! we’re townhome owners …moving later this month

highly recommended. adds a really nice kick w/o altering flavor too much

highly recommended. adds a really nice kick w/o altering flavor too much

“what now?” “do what I do, hold on and pretend it’s a plan

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my new catchphrase: “What foul conspiracy of left-wing moonbats, right-wing wingnuts, and middle-wing batnuts conspired to keep me…”

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RT @sean808080: Customers Say to Cable Firms, ‘Let’s Make a Deal’ - http://t.co/NN6cNHjX http://t.co/lNkM3IZz

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IDK, but I’m getting a gut feeling that NCIS is about to initiate operation: jump the shark :(

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